Surefire Novel Concepts:


Country Club Coming Of Age Story

Recovering Alcoholic Tries to Revive Relationship with Estranged Son

Elderly Woman Mourning Spouse Discovers a Dark Secret

Child Witnesses Horrific Murder; Bravely Exposes Killer

Pantless Troubadour Finds Love in Offbeat Romance

Plain-Jane Meter Maid Corrupted by Dashing Double-Parker

Pathological Genius Enjoys Eating Human Earlobes

Masturbating Monkey Becomes Hero of Circus 

Anthropomorphic Walking Stick Journeys Across Ohio

Lonely Secretary Falls in Love in New York at Christmas

Big Spending Orthodontist Learns the Value of Dollar-Cost-Averaging

Woman with Titanium Hip Harassed by TSA at LaGuardia

Hoboken Family Runs out of Sunny Delight; Mom Won’t Buy More

Bored Mujahid Rents Love Actually; Changes His Ways

Procrastinating Lepidopterist Makes Up Novel Concepts

School Girl Carries Two Billion Years of Natural History in Veins; Ignored by Classmates

Forty-Eight Seconds of Precious Existence Squandered by Accountant

Woman Stands in Breakfast Aisle Reading Back of Aunt Jemima Pancake Box

Boy Listens to Song Bird by Window at School; Later Can’t Remember The Tune

Necessity Confused with Desire